Cast of characters (14): Humpty Dumpty, Egg 1, Egg 2, Egg 3, Egg 4, General, King’s man 1, King’s man 2, King’s man 3, King’s horse 1, King’s horse 2, King’s horse 3, King and Servant.
(Stage directions: There is a big wall upstage and there are a group of eggs playing outside the wall. They accidentally throw the ball over the wall.)
Egg 1: Oh dear, what will we do now?
Egg 2: Well, one of us will have to climb over the wall and get the ball.
Egg 3: Humpty Dumpty will do it
Humpty Dumpty: Why do I have to do it?
Egg 4: Because you are bravest egg of all eggs.
Egg 1: Don’t tell us you are scared.
All: Scaredy Egg! Scaredy Egg!
Humpty Dumpty: Alright, alright I’ll do it.
(Humpty Dumpty starts to climb the wall. He is shaking because he is so scared. He gets to the top but he is too frightened to move.)
Humpty Dumpty: I can’t move. What shall I do?
General: What is going on here?
(All the eggs run off.)
Humpty Dumpty: I climbed the wall because we threw the ball over the wall and I wanted to get back for all my egg friends but now I’m stuck and I can’t get down.
General: I’ll get a ladder and help you get down. (General mimes getting a ladder but Humpty Dumpty starts to wobble and falls off the ladder.)
Humpty Dumpty: Help me! I’m broken. (Humpty Dumpty is lying on the floor.)
General: Don’t worry, I’ll call all the King’s men to come and help put you back together again.
General: (gets out his phones and dials the King’s men) Please come quick, a giant egg has fallen off a wall.
(King’s men come galloping in on their horses. They look at Humpty Dumpty on the ground.)
King’s Man 1: Oh dear, this looks very bad.
King’s Horse 1: I don’t think we are going to be able to fix him.
King’s Man 2: Don’t give up we can try.
King’s Horse 2: Look everybody where do you think this goes? (He holds up an arm.)
King’s Man 3: I think that might be his leg. (They all try hard to put him back together. They circle him so the audience can’t see while they are working on him. Then after a few minutes they stop.)
King’s Horse 3: We tried our best but there is nothing we can do.
(They all put their heads down.)
(Trumpet blows and the King’s servant enters.)
Servant: The king is coming. Everyone bow.
(They all bow as the King enters and sits at the table.)
King: I’m so hungry. (Rings bell.) What is for dinner tonight, servant?
Servant: Lots and lots of scrambled egg.
All: (Come out to the centre stage and recite the Humpty Dumpty rhyme.)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
They tried to push him up.
They tried to pull him up.
They tried to patch him up.
But couldn’t put him back together again.